Friday, 29 March 2013
Golden Rules!
If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit it.
If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else and you want to use, get permission.
If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it’s none of your business, don’t ask questions.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
If it will brighten someone’s day, say it.
If it will tarnish someone’s reputation, keep it to yourself.
Author Deepti :-)
Idiot Farmer!
Idiot Farmer!
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for
another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
"But I think I know where I'm going wrong,
" said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
Wrong Email Address!
Wrong Email Address!
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Thursday, 28 March 2013
The child and his mother!
The child and his mother!
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The
mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of
you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
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