Master Mind...... :P :P :P

Hhahahahah damn funny................... :P :P

 Ans it......... :-)

Hahahaha!!!!

Lolz................. :P :P

HIHIIHIHIHIHI

Revolution :P :P

FB Rocks ;-)

Damn True.... :(

 :P :P

True..........

Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir
gayi:
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.
Pappu tadap tadap ke mrne hi
wala tha..
.
.
.
ki
.
.
.
Use yaad aaya..
BIJLI to 2 din se band hai,
.
.
wapas uth gaya or bola:" Saala
dara diya mujhe to..  :D

Santa ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha
tha only pink tie.
Santa wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant
shirt bhi pehni
thi.. :P

Santa ka sir phat gya.
Dr. : Ye kaise hua.?
Santa : Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha.
Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka
istemal bhi kar liya kar.

Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha :
Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki : Nahi aap koun ho..?
Santa : Main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi
pehchana tha.
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Santa math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Santa : Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke har step ke
no. hote hai.
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santa's wife wrote a msg. to Santa :
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Santa sent msg. to her : Nahi bata sakta msg.
free nahi hai.
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Santa ki G.F. romantic mood me :
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai, aa jao.
Santa : Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare hai, tera dil lag jayga.
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Santa office ja raha tha,
Patni pyaar se boli :See u in the evening.
Santa gusse se :Dhamki kise de rahi hai, main
bhi tujhe dekh
loonga.
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Santa kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke
maa baap
bole humari beti abhi padh rahi hai.
Santa : Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa
jayenge.
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Santa ki beti : Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member
kam ho jaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo
jyotish.
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Santa air hostess se :
Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai.
Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe
mara.
Santa : Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi hahi.
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Santa ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka
ragad raha tha.
Santa : Baba ye kya hai.
Baba : Masala.
Santa : Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.

Santa got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss
You".
Santa ne apna dimag laga ke 2
ghante baad reply bheja "I
Mr.You". :) :P

Santa got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss
You".
Santa ne apna dimag laga ke 2
ghante baad reply bheja "I
Mr.You". :) :P

Dr. : Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye..?
Pappu : Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr. : To khane se mana kar dete.
Pappu : Ji wo hi to kiya tha...
:P :P

Pappu:" Miss kya aap mujhe raat
ko call kar rahi thi.. ??
Teacher:" Nahi to..
.
.
.
.
.

Pappu:" Kamaal hai.. subah mere
mobile pe likha tha- MISS CALL...:P:P

Pappu:" Miss kya aap mujhe raat
ko call kar rahi thi.. ??
Teacher:" Nahi to..
.
.
.
.
.

Pappu:" Kamaal hai.. subah mere
mobile pe likha tha- MISS CALL...:P:P

Pappu:" Miss kya aap mujhe raat
ko call kar rahi thi.. ??
Teacher:" Nahi to..
.
.
.
.
.

Pappu:" Kamaal hai.. subah mere
mobile pe likha tha- MISS CALL...:P:P

After engagement!
Girl: Now stop
looking at girls,u r commited
now!
Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m
on diet, that doesnt mean that i
cant look at MENU ... :D

 :P :P

After engagement!
Girl: Now stop
looking at girls,u r commited
now!
Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m
on diet, that doesnt mean that i
cant look at MENU ... :D

 :P :P

Wonderful confession by a girl
and
amazing reply she got :
.
.
She : dad I m in love with a boy who is
far away from me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on matrimonial
website,
Became friends on fb, Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
&
now 2 months of relationship
through
viber, I need ur blessings and good
wishes ''oh
daddy',
.
Her dad said :
.
.
Now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur husband.
OLX " pe bech de "!!! :P :P

LEVIS is launching a new extreme low west Jeans & named it as the ABCD Jeans, which means "Arey Baapre Chaddi Dikhti Hai" :-D :-P :v

Santa:- Bhai, 2 ticket dena.
Conductor:- 2 kyoon?
Santa:- Ek kho jaye to doosra kaam ayega.
Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to?
Santa:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega. :-D :v :p

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b students
karte the,
.
.
.
aaj bhi karte hai aur qayamat tak karte rahenge??
.:P :P :P

CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi
Khelta?
Kyonki TECHNICAL
Problem Hae
Sab Players Ka Face Ek
Jaisa
Hota Hai
Jo Out Ho Gaya Wahi
Muh
Dhoke
Phir Se Aa Skta hai... :p :p

BOY to GIRL :
"Look Into my eyes,
what dou see...?
.
.
.
.
GIRL:
True Love !!...
.
.
.
.

.
BOY :
Oo Juliet Ki
Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein
chala gaya hai
Jaldi nikaal..:O
Mar jaunga..:P :D

Wife makes a phone call 2 husband at work & says:"The window is jammed. Wht shud I do?"

Husband replied:
"Pour sum warm water on it, but make sure its not too hot otherwise it will crack" "OK" she replied

10 minutes later he asked:Did u do the trick?

"yes! but.. "The LAPTOP isn't working at all now!"..:P:P

An Angry Wife!

An angry wife to her husband on phone.

Wife: Where the hell are you ?

Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it ?

Wife (relaxed) : Yes, my dear!

Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for you one day ?

Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush) : Yes I remember my love!

Husband: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!?

Awesome Conversation between God And a Man. Read it and don’t forget to share it with your friends.
Man: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Man: Promise You won’t get mad …
God: I promise
Man: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Man: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Man: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Man: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Man (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Man: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
Man (embarrassed): Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Man (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
Man: I’m Sorry God
God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.
Man: I will trust You.
God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Man: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children…
REPOST if you believe in GOD
Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer,
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK,
But find it easy to read other books?
Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,
Yet we forward the nasty ones?
Why are Prayers getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding?
Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity,
But very difficult to engage with God?
Think about it, are you going to forward this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at?
Forward this to all your friends.
80% of you won't forward this.
God  said:
If you deny me in front of your
friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment:
When one door closes , God opens two : If God has opened  doors for you,
send this message to everyone
including me....
God has no BLACKBERRY but he's my favorite contact ... !!
He is not on FACEBOOK but he is my best friend .... !!
He is not on TWITTER but I still follow him .... !!
& even without the INTERNET I am always connected to him .....!!
He is not on WHATSAPP but he's always online .....!!
Forward this
 if God's been good to you....

'Time is like a river.
U can't touch the same water twice
bcoz,
the flow that has passed will never pass again

So Enjoy every moment of ur sweet life...

:-) :-)

HUSBAND AND WIFE

HAHAHAHA TRUE

BOY AND GIRL

boss and employee

coming generations

father and daughter

KARMA IN IT'S EFFECT ON CHARACTER

The word Karma is derived from the Sanskrit Kri, to do; all action is Karma. Technically, this word also means the effects of actions. In connection with metaphysics, it sometimes means the effects, of which our past actions were the causes. But in Karma-Yoga we have simply to do with the word Karma as meaning work. The goal of mankind is knowledge. That is the one ideal placed before us by Eastern philosophy. Pleasure is not the goal of man, but knowledge. Pleasure and happiness come to an end. It is a mistake to suppose that pleasure is the goal. The cause of all the miseries we have in the world is that men foolishly think pleasure to be the ideal to strive for. After a time man finds that it is not happiness, but knowledge, towards which he is going, and that both pleasure and pain are great teachers, and that he learns as much from evil as from good. As pleasure and pain pass before his soul they have upon it different pictures, and the result of these combined impressions is what is called man's "character". If you take the character of any man, it really is but the aggregate of tendencies, the sum total of the bent of his mind; you will find that misery and happiness are equal factors in the formation of that character. Good and evil have an equal share in moulding character, and in some instances misery is a greater teacher than happiness. In studying the great characters the world has produced, I dare say, in the vast majority of cases, it would be found that it was misery that taught more than happiness, it was poverty that taught more than wealth, it was blows that brought out their inner fire more than praise.

Now this knowledge, again, is inherent in man. No knowledge comes from outside; it is all inside. What we say a man "knows", should, in strict psychological language, be what he "discovers" or "unveils"; what a man "learns" is really what he "discovers", by taking the cover off his own soul, which is a mine of infinite knowledge.

We say Newton discovered gravitation. Was it sitting anywhere in a corner waiting for him? It was in his own mind; the time came and he found it out. All knowledge that the world has ever received comes from the mind; the infinite library of the universe is in your own mind. The external world is simply the suggestion, the occasion, which sets you to study your own mind, but the object of your study is always your own mind. The falling of an apple gave the suggestion to Newton, and he studied his own mind. He rearranged all the previous links of thought in his mind and discovered a new link among them, which we call the law of gravitation. It was not in the apple nor in anything in the centre of the earth.

All knowledge, therefore, secular or spiritual, is in the human mind. In many cases it is not discovered, but remains covered, and when the covering is being slowly taken off, we say, "We are learning," and the advance of knowledge is made by the advance of this process of uncovering. The man from whom this veil is being lifted is the more knowing man, the man upon whom it lies thick is ignorant, and the man from whom it has entirely gone is all-knowing, omniscient. There have been omniscient men, and, I believe, there will be yet; and that there will be myriads of them in the cycles to come. Like fire in a piece of flint, knowledge exists in the mind; suggestion is the friction which brings it out. So with all our feelings and action — our tears and our smiles, our joys and our griefs, our weeping and our laughter, our curses and our blessings, our praises and our blames — every one of these we may find, if we calmly study our own selves, to have been brought out from within ourselves by so many blows. The result is what we are. All these blows taken together are called Karma — work, action. Every mental and physical blow that is given to the soul, by which, as it were, fire is struck from it, and by which its own power and knowledge are discovered, is Karma, this word being used in its widest sense. Thus we are all doing Karma all the time. I am talking to you: that is Karma. You are listening: that is Karma. We breathe: that is Karma. We walk: Karma. Everything we do, physical or mental, is Karma, and it leaves its marks on us.
There are certain works which are, as it were, the aggregate, the sum total, of a large number of smaller works. If we stand near the seashore and hear the waves dashing against the shingle, we think it is such a great noise, and yet we know that one wave is really composed of millions and millions of minute waves. Each one of these is making a noise, and yet we do not catch it; it is only when they become the big aggregate that we hear. Similarly, every pulsation of the heart is work. Certain kinds of work we feel and they become tangible to us; they are, at the same time, the aggregate of a number of small works. If you really want to judge of the character of a man, look not at his great performances. Every fool may become a hero at one time or another. Watch a man do his most common actions; those are indeed the things which will tell you the real character of a great man. Great occasions rouse even the lowest of human beings to some kind of greatness, but he alone is the really great man whose character is great always, the same wherever he be.

Karma in its effect on character is the most tremendous power that man has to deal with. Man is, as it were, a centre, and is attracting all the powers of the universe towards himself, and in this centre is fusing them all and again sending them off in a big current. Such a centre is the real man — the almighty, the omniscient — and he draws the whole universe towards him. Good and bad, misery and happiness, all are running towards him and clinging round him; and out of them he fashions the mighty stream of tendency called character and throws it outwards. As he has the power of drawing in anything, so has he the power of throwing it out.

All the actions that we see in the world, all the movements in human society, all the works that we have around us, are simply the display of thought, the manifestation of the will of man. Machines or instruments, cities, ships, or men-of-war, all these are simply the manifestation of the will of man; and this will is caused by character, and character is manufactured by Karma. As is Karma, so is the manifestation of the will. The men of mighty will the world has produced have all been tremendous workers — gigantic souls, with wills powerful enough to overturn worlds, wills they got by persistent work, through ages, and ages. Such a gigantic will as that of a Buddha or a Jesus could not be obtained in one life, for we know who their fathers were. It is not known that their fathers ever spoke a word for the good of mankind. Millions and millions of carpenters like Joseph had gone; millions are still living. Millions and millions of petty kings like Buddha's father had been in the world. If it was only a case of hereditary transmission, how do you account for this petty prince, who was not, perhaps, obeyed by his own servants, producing this son, whom half a world worships? How do you explain the gulf between the carpenter and his son, whom millions of human beings worship as God? It cannot be solved by the theory of heredity. The gigantic will which Buddha and Jesus threw over the world, whence did it come? Whence came this accumulation of power? It must have been there through ages and ages, continually growing bigger and bigger, until it burst on society in a Buddha or a Jesus, even rolling down to the present day.

All this is determined by Karma, work. No one can get anything unless he earns it. This is an eternal law. We may sometimes think it is not so, but in the long run we become convinced of it. A man may struggle all his life for riches; he may cheat thousands, but he finds at last that he did not deserve to become rich, and his life becomes a trouble and a nuisance to him. We may go on accumulating things for our physical enjoyment, but only what we earn is really ours. A fool may buy all the books in the world, and they will be in his library; but he will be able to read only those that he deserves to; and this deserving is produced by Karma. Our Karma determines what we deserve and what we can assimilate. We are responsible for what we are; and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. If what we are now has been the result of our own past actions, it certainly follows that whatever we wish to be in future can be produced by our present actions; so we have to know how to act. You will say, “What is the use of learning how to work? Everyone works in some way or other in this world.” But there is such a thing as frittering away our energies. With regard to Karma-Yoga, the Gita says that it is doing work with cleverness and as a science; by knowing how to work, one can obtain the greatest results. You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there, to wake up the soul. The power is inside every man, so is knowing; the different works are like blows to bring them out, to cause these giants to wake up.

Man works with various motives. There cannot be work without motive. Some people want to get fame, and they work for fame. Others want money, and they work for money. Others want to have power, and they work for power. Others want to get to heaven, and they work for the same. Others want to leave a name when they die, as they do in China, where no man gets a title until he is dead; and that is a better way, after all, than with us. When a man does something very good there, they give a title of nobility to his father, who is dead, or to his grandfather. Some people work for that. Some of the followers of certain Mohammedan sects work all their lives to have a big tomb built for them when they die. I know sects among whom, as soon as a child is born, a tomb is prepared for it; that is among them the most important work a man has to do, and the bigger and the finer the tomb, the better off the man is supposed to be. Others work as a penance; do all sorts of wicked things, then erect a temple, or give something to the priests to buy them off and obtain from them a passport to heaven. They think that this kind of beneficence will clear them and they will go scot-free in spite of their sinfulness. Such are some of the various motives for work.

Work for work's sake. There are some who are really the salt of the earth in every country and who work for work's sake, who do not care for name, or fame, or even to go to heaven. They work just because good will come of it. There are others who do good to the poor and help mankind from still higher motives, because they believe in doing good and love good. The motive for name and fame seldom brings immediate results, as a rule; they come to us when we are old and have almost done with life. If a man works without any selfish motive in view, does he not gain anything? Yes, he gains the highest. Unselfishness is more paying, only people have not the patience to practice it. It is more paying from the point of view of health also. Love, truth, and unselfishness are not merely moral figures of speech, but they form our highest ideal, because in them lies such a manifestation of power. In the first place, a man who can work for five days, or even for five minutes, without any selfish motive whatever, without thinking of future, of heaven, of punishment, or anything of the kind, has in him the capacity to become a powerful moral giant. It is hard to do it, but in the heart of our hearts we know its value, and the good it brings. It is the greatest manifestation of power — this tremendous restraint; self-restraint is a manifestation of greater power than all outgoing action. A carriage with four horses may rush down a hill unrestrained, or the coachman may curb the horses. Which is the greater manifestation of power, to let them go or to hold them? A cannonball flying through the air goes a long distance and falls. Another is cut short in its flight by striking against a wall, and the impact generates intense heat. All outgoing energy following a selfish motive is frittered away; it will not cause power to return to you; but if restrained, it will result in development of power. This self-control will tend to produce a mighty will, a character which makes a Christ or a Buddha. Foolish men do not know this secret; they nevertheless want to rule mankind. Even a fool may rule the whole world if he works and waits. Let him wait a few years, restrain that foolish idea of governing; and when that idea is wholly gone, he will be a power in the world. The majority of us cannot see beyond a few years, just as some animals cannot see beyond a few steps. Just a little narrow circle — that is our world. We have not the patience to look beyond, and thus become immoral and wicked. This is our weakness, our powerlessness.
Even the lowest forms of work are not to be despised. Let the man, who knows no better, work for selfish ends, for name and fame; but everyone should always try to get towards higher and higher motives and to understand them. "To work we have the right, but not to the fruits thereof:" Leave the fruits alone. Why care for results? If you wish to help a man, never think what that man's attitude should be towards you. If you want to do a great or a good work, do not trouble to think what the result will be.
There arises a difficult question in this ideal of work. Intense activity is necessary; we must always work. We cannot live a minute without work. What then becomes of rest? Here is one side of the life-struggle — work, in which we are whirled rapidly round. And here is the other — that of calm, retiring renunciation: everything is peaceful around, there is very little of noise and show, only nature with her animals and flowers and mountains. Neither of them is a perfect picture. A man used to solitude, if brought in contact with the surging whirlpool of the world, will be crushed by it; just as the fish that lives in the deep sea water, as soon as it is brought to the surface, breaks into pieces, deprived of the weight of water on it that had kept it together. Can a man who has been used to the turmoil and the rush of life live at ease if he comes to a quiet place? He suffers and perchance may lose his mind. The ideal man is he who, in the midst of the greatest silence and solitude, finds the intensest activity, and in the midst of the intensest activity finds the silence and solitude of the desert. He has learnt the secret of restraint, he has controlled himself. He goes through the streets of a big city with all its traffic, and his mind is as calm as if he were in a cave, where not a sound could reach him; and he is intensely working all the time. That is the ideal of Karma-Yoga, and if you have attained to that you have really learnt the secret of work.
But we have to begin from the beginning, to take up the works as they come to us and slowly make ourselves more unselfish every day. We must do the work and find out the motive power that prompts us; and, almost without exception, in the first years, we shall find that our motives are always selfish; but gradually this selfishness will melt by persistence, till at last will come the time when we shall be able to do really unselfish work. We may all hope that some day or other, as we struggle through the paths of life, there will come a time when we shall become perfectly unselfish; and the moment we attain to that, all our powers will be concentrated, and the knowledge which is ours will be manifest

SELF BELIEF

It is a tremendous truth that if there be real worth in you, the more are circumstances against you, the more will that inner power manifest itself

motivational

You must not say that you are weak. How do you know what possibilities lie behind that degradation on the surface? You know but little of that which is within you. For behind you is the ocean of infinite power and blessedness

Facts Of Love!

At some points in life, things go wrong, we get depressed, stressed, trapped…

I hope these beautiful jokes help cheering you up, make you laugh, happy.

…when jokes aren’t enough, don’t forget the full love and support from our mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, friends and all our loved ones. BIG hug!!!

Believe In Yourself!

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be.

That’s when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down.

But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.

There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.

Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are.

So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be.

Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.

"Keep Believing

In Yourself"... :-)

Golden Rules!

If you open it, close it.

If you turn it on, turn it off.

If you unlock it, lock it up.

If you break it, admit it.

If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.

If you borrow it, return it.

If you value it, take care of it.

If you make a mess, clean it up.

If you move it, put it back.

If it belongs to someone else and you want to use, get permission.

If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.

If it’s none of your business, don’t ask questions.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

If it will brighten someone’s day, say it.

If it will tarnish someone’s reputation, keep it to yourself.

Author Deepti :-)

Idiot Farmer!

Idiot Farmer!

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for

another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another 

hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 

"But I think I know where I'm going wrong,

" said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."

Wrong Email Address!

Wrong Email Address!

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

The child and his mother!

The child and his mother!

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”