Santa ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha
tha only pink tie.
Santa wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant
shirt bhi pehni
thi.. :P

Santa ka sir phat gya.
Dr. : Ye kaise hua.?
Santa : Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha.
Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka
istemal bhi kar liya kar.

Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha :
Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki : Nahi aap koun ho..?
Santa : Main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi
pehchana tha.
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Santa math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Santa : Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke har step ke
no. hote hai.
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santa's wife wrote a msg. to Santa :
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Santa sent msg. to her : Nahi bata sakta msg.
free nahi hai.
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Santa ki G.F. romantic mood me :
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai, aa jao.
Santa : Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare hai, tera dil lag jayga.
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Santa office ja raha tha,
Patni pyaar se boli :See u in the evening.
Santa gusse se :Dhamki kise de rahi hai, main
bhi tujhe dekh
loonga.
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Santa kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke
maa baap
bole humari beti abhi padh rahi hai.
Santa : Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa
jayenge.
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Santa ki beti : Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member
kam ho jaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo
jyotish.
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Santa air hostess se :
Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai.
Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe
mara.
Santa : Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi hahi.
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Santa ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka
ragad raha tha.
Santa : Baba ye kya hai.
Baba : Masala.
Santa : Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.